Sunday, January 8, 2012

the mouth is mightier than the sword

   my angel left.

  "it" got tired of me calling it a motherfuckin hermaphrodite.

  "i am neither male nor female" it kept insisting

  i would laugh in its face and say, "well then lift up that skirt ya fuckin ken dall. lets see that shit. lets settle this once and for all."

  the untouchable angel got touched and flew off in a huff. i think this was back in the summer of '89. since then some family of wet backs have been squating on my right shoulder. wich sucks for the rest of society because i dont understand spanish. like i know the cuss words and shit but the rest, as it turns out, gets translated to me by the devil on my other shoulder.

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